La Bolsa ES enter the room

an exchange
for characters.

only mine launch here. everything gets tracked — alive, dead, and the ones i made twice by accident. every wallet is on this page.

run by one person. texas llc. no team, no bundles, no bots. read the protocol before you buy anything.

listings

market caps are updated by hand. last update: sept 8, 2026. check the chain if it matters to you.

tickernameindexstatusmcapcontract
BBROLI i Hate Broccoli listed $3.0K TBD
SSNP SNP 500 SNP 500 listed $3.0K TBD
CCLOG Clog SNP 500 listed $860 TBD
GGAS Gas SNP 500 listed $2.9K TBD
PPRIZMA Pepper listed $2.8K TBD
JJIH my name is jih delisted $400 TBD
$CACHE El Caché not launched no contract yet

delisted means the token is alive on-chain but i took down the site and the room. jih is a resurrection candidate — if it comes back it comes back as the same token, declared here first.

not launched means exactly that. if you see a $CACHE contract before this row changes, it isn't mine.

the bindle

the graveyard. one honest line each. tokens still exist on-chain; nothing is built around them and nothing will be, unless it says so below.

not the real token

while testing i re-created three coins by accident on a second wallet. these are duplicates. the real ones are in the listings above.

duplicate ofstatuscontract
BROLY (dupe of BROLI)not the real tokenTBD
JIH (dupe)not the real tokenTBD
KDOG (dupe)not the real tokenTBD

if you hold the duplicate jih, message me in the room and i'll swap you into the real one. the duplicate kdog earned more creator fees than the original, which tells you everything about how much i know.

protocol

how every launch works from here on. if i break one of these, screenshot it and post it.

  1. fresh wallet per launch. funded from an exchange, never from a wallet on this page.
  2. no bundles, no volume bots, no fake buyers.
  3. silent create. no countdown, no announcement.
  4. the contract goes to the telegram room first. x gets it hours or days later.
  5. wallet ownership is proven after launch, never before.
  6. any creator allocation is one disclosed wallet, small, declared on the listing before launch, and locked. never multiple wallets.
  7. the flat chart gets posted after every launch as the receipt.
  8. one name, one token, ever. a resurrection is declared here and named as such. the old contract is marked retired.
  9. all wallets published — prize, index, tests, duplicates. never "i don't have one." always "here's where it is."
standing rule: nothing launches until the room has a pulse. that means about a hundred real people in the telegram, not a hundred wallets.

wallets

every wallet i've used to create or hold these tokens. click to copy. look them up.

total creator fees earned across every launch, ever: about $9
as of sept 8, 2026. that's the whole number.